Crank up the sass with “Never Getting Laid”, track #7 from Sabrina Carpenter’s seventh album, Man’s Best Friend, dropping August 29, 2025. Fan Isabella set the internet on fire, unveiling this cheeky title with a playful puppy on Sabrina’s July 27, 2025, Instagram story, sparking laughs among American fans! Fresh off her Grammy-winning Short n’ Sweet, Carpenter delivers a synth-pop and country-infused banger that blends the wit of “Manchild” with the charm of “Sugar Talking”. With Man’s Best Friend diving into love’s messy dynamics, this track promises sharp lyrics and infectious beats that poke fun at romantic misfires. Join us for Never Getting Laid lyrics by Sabrina Carpenter and explore why Sabrina’s pop reign keeps Americans buzzing.
| Lead Vocals | Sabrina Carpenter |
| Songwriter | Amy Allen, John Ryan & Sabrina Carpenter |
| Music Producer | John Ryan & Sabrina Carpenter |
| Video Animator | Nagina Lane |
| Video Visualizer | JJ Stratford |
| Label | Island Records |
| Background Vocals | John Ryan, Amy Allen & Sabrina Carpenter |
| Composer | Amy Allen, John Ryan & Sabrina Carpenter |
| Mixing Engineer | John Ryan |
| Mastering Engineer | Nathan Dantzler |
| Percussion | John Ryan |
| Programmer | John Ryan |
| Release Date | August 29, 2025 |
| Song Language | English |
| Copyright © | Island Records & Universal Music Group |
| Recording Engineer | John Ryan & Jeff Gunnell |
| Publisher | Sabalicious Songs, Universal Music Group, Virgin Music Group, AuthorScape, Warner/Chappell, Kenny + Betty Tunes, Don Wyan Music, Big Family Music & Publisher Designee |
Lyrics of Never Getting Laid by Sabrina Carpenter
[Part I]
[Verse 1]
We Were So Happy, Why Not Mix It Up?
I’m So At Peace, Yeah, I Can’t Drink Enough
No Way To Know Just Who You’re Thinking Of
I Just Wish You Didn’t Have A Mind
[Pre-Chorus]
(Ah) That Could Flip Like A Switch
Like A Wandering Drift
To A Neighboring Bitch
When Just The Other Night, You Said You Need Me, What Gives?
How Did It Come To This?
Boy, I Know Where You Live
[Chorus]
Baby, I’m Not Angry
Love You Just The Same
I Just Hope You Get Agoraphobia Some Day
And All Your Days Are Sunny
From Your Window Pane
Wish You A Lifetime Full Of Happiness
And A Forever Of Never Getting Laid
[Verse 2]
I Think This Schedule Could Be Very Nice (Very Nice)
Call Up The Boys And Crack A Miller Lite, Watch The Fight
Us Girls Are Fun, But Stressful, Am I Right? (Am I Right?)
And You’ve Got A Right Hand Anyway (And Only Yesterday)
[Pre-Chorus]
Was When We Called It Quits (Called It Quits)
I Was So Confident (Confident)
‘Til The Thought Of It Hit
That Any Given Night, You Could Be Using Your Lips
On A Girl With Big Tits
Boy, I Know Where You Live
[Chorus]
Baby, I’m Not Angry
Love You Just The Same
I Just Hope You Get Agoraphobia Some Day
And All Your Days Are Sunny (Sunny From Your Window Pane)
From Your Window Pane
Wish You A Lifetime Full Of Happiness
And A Forever Of Never Getting Laid (Forever Of Not, Uh)
A Forever Of Never Getting Laid (Laid, Oh)
[Part II]
[Verse]
At The End Of The Rainbow
I Hope You Find
A Good Whole Lot Of Nothing
‘Cause You’re Still Inside
And Abstinence Is Just A State Of Mind
