Todesschwadron Lyrics – Asche, Aschkobar & Felix Blume

Asche, Aschkobar, and Felix Blume turn the holiday glow into a glitchy nightmare on Xmassaker V, their fifth EP in the savage Santa saga dropping Christmas Day via their indie grind, and “Todesschwadron” is the track where the eggnog turns venomous—boastful bars slicing through the cheer like a switchblade in tinsel.

This cut’s a masterclass in twisted yuletide flex: Felix Blume kicks it off rolling out his “Residenz” in a Rolls-Royce entourage, spitting over masri’s brooding beats that mix orchestral swells with trap snares, like a German rap pantomime of Scarface meets Silent Night. It’s battle-rap DNA—punchlines sharper than icicles, themes roasting the Deutschrap “Einheitsbrei” (that bland uniformity) while name-dropping Einstein, Obelix, and Ahab for absurd intellectual swagger.

The hook? A frosty “Bosshafte Weihnachten” chant promising gifts that smack harder than inflation bills, all wrapped in chauvinist bravado and anti-fan muting jabs. Creative direction screams series staple: satirical slaughter of the scene, with Asche and masri’s production layering holiday bells under gritty low-ends for that ironic gut-punch. Blume’s verse steals the show, blending visual art boasts (“Ich hab’ Bilder ausgestellt”) with mic terrorism (“Deine Bandscheiben brech’ ich”), proving the squad’s still unmatched in wordplay warfare.

Xmassaker V keeps the massacre merry, a six-track bloodbath clocking under 15 minutes that’s Asche’s annual advent calendar of chaos—think “Lass es schneien” as the opener blizzard, “Weidmannsheil” hunting egos like game, “Minecraft Steve” pixelating the posers, and “Bosshafte Weihnacht” sealing the sleigh ride. It’s the EP’s dark heart, no filler, just festive fury born from Asche’s vault of holiday hate-mail, dropping right as Germany’s charts crave that un-PC spice.

Asche’s been the underground arsonist since the early 2000s, evolving from raw battle cyphers to this polished parody empire—post his 2023 solo glow-up and Aschkobar collabs that lit TikTok with memeable disses, V feels like peak evolution: funnier, fiercer, flipping 2025’s economic blues into lyrical coal. Blume’s paintbrush bars add that arty edge, while the crew dodges cancel culture like pros. Yesterday’s drop already has X buzzing with stitches of the YouTube visual, fans toasting the tradition that makes Weihnachten wicked again.

Dive into the Todesschwadron lyrics below and unpack its raw narrative. Don’t miss other Xmassaker V tracks for more of Asche’s satirical slaughter vibes.