SAD SOB STORY! :) Lyrics – Lola Young

SAD SOB STORY! :) Lyrics – Lola Young
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Get ready to vibe with SAD SOB STORY! šŸ™‚, a bold and biting anthem from Lola Young’s 2025 album I’m Only F**king Myself, set to drop on September 19, 2025. The London-based singer-songwriter, known for her raw, genre-blending mix of soul, pop, and indie grit, delivers a cathartic kiss-off to toxic relationships with this track. Fresh off her 2023 album My Mind Wanders and Sometimes Leaves Completely, Lola channels her signature wit and emotional depth, crafting a song that’s equal parts empowering and unapologetic. Teased during her summer 2025 festival run, SAD SOB STORY! šŸ™‚ has fans on X buzzing, with posts calling it a ā€œbreakup bangerā€ that captures the album’s theme of self-reclamation and cutting ties.

In this track, Lola flips the script on heartbreak, spitting lines like ā€œKeep your sad sob story, ā€˜cause I won’t read it anywayā€ with a smirk you can hear. The lyrics dig into the aftermath of a draining relationship—think petty fights over orange sofas and mean-spirited jabs that hit too low. It’s a middle finger to exes who drag you down, wrapped in infectious melodies and punchy production that echo her earlier hits like ā€œSo Sickā€ but with a sharper edge. Compared to other I’m Only F**king Myself tracks like ā€œConceitedā€ or ā€œDon’t Hate Me,ā€ this song leans into Lola’s knack for blending humor with raw honesty, making it a standout for anyone who’s ever walked away and felt free. Dive into the SAD SOB STORY! šŸ™‚ lyrics below and embrace its fierce freedom. Don’t miss other I’m Only Fking Myself tracks for more of Lola Young’s unfiltered magic.

Song Credits

Lead VocalsLola Young
SongwriterLola Young, Solomonophonic, Carter Lang & Manuka
Music ProducerSolomonophonic, Carter Lang & Manuka
LabelUniversal Records & Island Records
Release DateSeptember 19, 2025
Song LanguageEnglish
Copyright ©Day One Music & Universal Music Group

Lyrics of SAD SOB STORY! šŸ™‚ by Lola Young

[Verse 1]
If I Was A Talent, Baby, You’d Be An Expert
I Said That I Could Manage, Fuck, I Didn’t Need A Lecture
And You’re So Sick That You Made Me Miss My Best Friend’s Birthday
‘Cause You Hated How She Pointed Out
That The Jokes That You Made About Me Weren’t Ever That Funny
They Were Just To Put Me Down

[Pre-Chorus]
I’m So Glad We’re Over
No More Fighting, Then Trying, Then Fighting Again
And You Can Keep The Damn Sofa
‘Cause I Never Liked The Orange, But You Hated The Red

[Chorus]
Guess I Had To Let You Go To Know That I Didn’t Need You In The First Place
But Life’s About Learning, And I Could Show You That The Hard Way
But I Don’t Stalk Your Instagram ’cause I Don’t Care To Know, Mate
Who You’ve Been Sleeping With Is No Longer My Business
And, Damn, It Feels Good, It Feels Great
I Moved On, But I Just Wanted To Say
Best Of Luck To Ya, And I Hope You’re Happy Someday
But Keep Your Sad Sob Story, ’cause I Won’t Read It Anyway

[Post-Chorus]
You Can Keep Your Sad Sob Story, Cause I Won’t Read It Anyway
You Can Keep Your Sad Sob Story, Cause I Won’t Read It Anyway

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[Verse 2]
İf Being Mean Was A Habit, You Must Be A Dick Then
It’s Hard To Imagine What World You Think You Live In
’cause If You Did It When You Thought The Closest Thing To You
I’ll Punch Your Fist Through The Wall Like It Was Made Of Sand
Darling, You’re Mad, Worse Than My Dad
You Should Get Therapy Or A Punching Bag

[Pre-Chorus]
And I’m So Glad We’re Over
No More Trying, Then Fighting, Then Fighting Again
And You Can Keep The Damn Sofa
‘Cause I Never Liked The Orange, But You Hated The Red

[Chorus]
So I Had To Let You Go To Know That I Didn’t Need You In The First Place
But Life’s About Learning, And I Could Show You That The Hard Way
But I Don’t Stalk Your Instagram ’cause I Don’t Care To Know, Mate
Who You’ve Been Sleeping With Is No Longer My Business
And, Damn, It Feels Good, It Feels Great
I Moved On, But I Just Wanted To Say
Best Of Luck To You, And I Hope You’re Happy Someday
But Keep Your Sad Sob Story, Cause I Won’t Read It Anyway

[Post-Chorus]
You Can Keep Your Sad Sob Story, Cause I Won’t Read It Anyway
You Can Keep Your Sad Sob Story, It’s Alright With The, With The—

[Chorus]
I Had To Let You Go To Know That I Didn’t Need You In The First Place
Life’s About Learning, And It Can Show You That The Hard Way
But I Don’t Stalk Your Instagram, I Don’t Care To Know, Mate
Who You’ve Been Sleeping With’s No Longer My Business
And, Damn, It Feels Good, It Feels Great
I Moved On, But I Just Needed To Say
Best Of Luck To You, And I Hope You’re Happy Someday
But Keep Your Sad Sob Story, ’cause I Won’t Read It,
I Won’t Read It Anyway

[Post-Chorus]
You Can Keep Your Sad Sob Story,
Cause I Won’t Read, I Won’t Read It Anyway, Ayy
I Won’t Read It Anyway

[Outro]
Yeah-yeah
Yeah-yeah

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Frequently Asked Questions

Who is the singer of the ā€œSAD SOB STORY! :)ā€ song?

The ā€œSAD SOB STORY! :)ā€ song is sung by Lola Young.

Who wrote ā€œSAD SOB STORY! šŸ™‚” by Lola Young?

The song ā€œSAD SOB STORY! :)ā€ was written by Lola Young, Solomonophonic, Carter Lang, and Manuka.

Who produced ā€œSAD SOB STORY! šŸ™‚” by Lola Young?

ā€œSAD SOB STORY! :)ā€ is produced by Solomonophonic, Carter Lang, and Manuka.

When was the ā€œSAD SOB STORY! šŸ™‚ā€œĀ song released?

The SAD SOB STORY! šŸ™‚ was released on September 19, 2025.

How long is SAD SOB STORY! šŸ™‚ by Lola Young?

The duration of the song SAD SOB STORY! šŸ™‚ is approximately 4 minutes and 02 seconds.

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